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Friday, July 15, 2011

Fox News' Eric Bolling: Bitch

This is a funny story, about a Fox News host who apparently is need of a few tampons.

This jackass named Eric Bolling, who I believe it in line to be a replacement for Glenn Beck, said something incredibly stupid a few days ago. See, he claimed that America was safe between 2000 and 2008 under George W. Bush, claiming that there were no terrorist attacks on American soil:

We all know how ridiculous this statement is-- it's the same shit that Rudy Guilliani tried to pass off onto people. So the next day, he made a retraction:

What a bitch. Look dude-- if the "ridiculous, radical Right" would stop making up insane shit, no one would have to jump down your throat when you "misspeak". What happened was that you got all wrapped up in running your stupid mouth and did not think about what you were saying-- which is a major problem for most of the people on Fox News. So of course people crawled up your ass when you said what you said. Basically, no one can really believe any of the bullshit you say on a regular basis. For those of you who don't know, here are some of the other stupid things that this asshole has said:

This, Eric "asshole" Bolling, is why "radical Liberals" are going to be crawling up your ass. That is why Progressives, like myself, will be sure to highlight every moronic thing that you say. You wanted Glenn Beck's seat, douche bag, YOU GOT IT. So stop being a pussy whenever anyone calls you out for making moronic statements. What do you expect?!

If you don't want to be treated like a bitch, stop acting like one.


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