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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Rush Limbaugh: Closeted Homosexual?

Everyone has been attacking Rep. Anthony Weiner (D) and his stupid sex scandal. Of course, Rush Limbaugh has been having a FIELD DAY with this stuff. Funny thing, considering that he himself was involved in a sex scandal, of sorts. On his radio show today, while busting Weiner's balls, a caller asked Limbaugh about something that happened to him a few years ago...and Rush was MAD!!!

In 2006, Limbaugh was detained by US Customs for holding a bottle of Viagra on his way back from the Dominican Republic. For those of you who don't know, the Dominican Republic is known for sexual tourism:

"There is always a demand for sex," said one Dominican prostitute as she lounged at one of the town's waterfront bars. "Men will always pay for it, especially in here ... where they can get anything they want at a discount." 

Indeed, the Dominican Republic is one of the biggest sex tourism destinations in the world, thanks in part to Internet sites that extol the country as a "single man's paradise."

Ass, ass everywhere! Naturally, a man of Rush's age would need a little extra boost to properly perform. Yes, these images feature women in an article calling out Limbaugh's hidden gayness-- but this was the first thing that I found when I Googled "DR adult travel". My point is that Limbaugh denies having anything to do with sexual tourism-- and is calling the allegations "internet lies"...but if you're caught bringing back a bottle of Viagra from the Dominican Republic, by yourself...well, 2+2=4.

Speaking of "Googling", I also entered "Rush Limbaugh gay", and got a shit-ton of articles. There is a lot of speculation as to whether or not Limbaugh is gay. There is the fact that he has been a raging drug addict for decades. There's also the fact that he has been married 4 times; he and his third wife lived in different homes (allegedly, she was paid a lot of money to keep his homosexuality and love of child porn a secret-- they also allegedly did not have sex), and Elton John performed at his 4th wedding (hell-oooooooo!!!).  Interestingly, Limbaugh had gone by the name Jeff Christie in the 70s while working for a radio station in Pittsburg.

Now, do any of these things spell "gay"? Eh...some of it is suspect. Getting defensive about his Viagra arrest is definitely interesting. I mean, I guess that's to be expected; this asshole operates the best by condemning others and ignoring his own flaws. Even if he is gay, he is one of those people that would take it to the grave; he's THAT full of shit. I speculate that he'll probably get another divorce, unless he writes his current wife a big check to stick around.

The point is, when a m'fer like this is living in glass house full of priceless china, slinging rocks around...something is bound to break.

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