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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Victoria Jackson: Homophobe

Remember Victoria Jackson? She was a cast member from Saturday Night Live, introduced in the 12th season. She was the unfunny one, who was basically known for wearing hot pants and doing handstands on the Weekend Update desk. On Smodcast's "Hollywood Babble-On", Ralph Garman always comments about Chelsea Handler being a "talentless cunt". Well, Victoria Jackson is the "Original T.C.".

And what, you may ask, is Victoria Jackson doing lately? Well, she's running her mouth and allowing her annoyingly squeaking voice to say pseudo-political things. Turns out that she's a birther and a teabagger-- no shock there. The most recent brain fart she's bestowed upon us is her homophobia. Recently, she has come out against the show "Glee", blasting it for corrupting kids and American society at large. Apparently, she is commenting about one of the recent episodes that has two gay characters kissing each other. She wrote this in a column (Wow, she writes?) for conspiracy-laden, anti-news rag WorldNetDaily:

"Did you see "Glee" this week? Sickening! And, besides shoving the gay thing down our throats, they made a mockery of Christians - again! I wonder what their agenda is? Hey, producers of "Glee" - what's your agenda? One-way tolerance?"
Where do you begin with ignorance on this scale? Obviously, she's scapegoating her religious views for these comments. Of course--  most religious nuts always reach for the Bible to clarify their bigoted and idiotic remarks. Now, I don't watch "Glee", and really have no intention to do so-- not my cup of tea. I do, however, have gay friends. I hate to see and hear emotionally-crippled bigots and anti-intellectual blow-hards like Jackson say things that are so beyond the pale that they can make one's brain cells pop out of existence.

I don't know what kind of God people like this believe in. Clearly, he's an intolerant, bigoted asshole not worthy of any sane person's worship, and who clearly only caters to the uneducated and emotionally retarded. It really is hard to be kind about people like this-- who feel that they can lay judgment on people, in the name of their god. Well, you know what Victoria? Fuck you, and FUCK YOUR GOD. He who apparently speaks for you means nothing to me, or to anyone that cares about humanity. Your god is shit. He, she, or it is a racist, simple-minded, homophobic, anti-humanity, pro-stupidity, worthless waste. Every time you open your vapid, stink-laden mouth, you remind me of why I have no patience for self-righteous, brainless fleebs like you.

You know, I want to retract a statement I made earlier. I said that Victoria Jackson was unfunny. I must say that she did participate in an SNL parody of Twin Peaks that I found amusing. She played the character of Audrey Horne, the sexy kitten of the show, that in one episode of the show tied a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue. On SNL, Jackson did the same bit, but with a piece of ribbon that she twisted into a bow. That was pretty funny. But nothing that she did on SNL is as funny as the crap that she has been saying in real life. Wait-- is it funny, or sad?

No, it's funny. Stupid people and their worthless views generally are.


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