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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Chris Brown: Angry Little Shit

Now that the Charlie Sheen news has died down, let's talk about another woman-hitting piece of shit.

Chris Brown was in the news yesterday for an angry and destructive outburst on the set of Good Morning America. Now, why would this asshole do something like this? Because he was on the morning show to promote a new album, and during an interview with Robin Roberts, he was asked what anybody would ask of this dirt bag-- what's the story with you beating up your ex-girlfriend Rhianna? And guess what this jerk off says?

"I mean, it's not really a big deal to me now, as far as that situation, and I think today's the album day, that's what I'm focused on."
Someone needs to chop this fucker's dick off. First of all, why was he booked on GMA to begin with? Who gives a shit that he has an album to promote-- fuck him! He beat up his girlfriend, and is not showing an ounce of remorse for it-- and, on top of that, expects people to just pretend that it didn't happen because it's not a big deal for him?!  Well, you know what numb-nuts? It's a big deal for the rest of us! YOU'RE A BATTERER OF WOMEN! It's only a matter of time before you do it again-- and I think that's evident by your behavior following the interview.

He performs a song from his new album (do NOT buy it and support this dickless, sorry excuse for a male), then flies into a rage. He allegedly shattered a window with a chair, and stormed out of the studio without a shirt, and before a second scheduled performance of one of his shitty new songs. Why? Because he didn't like that his battering ways were brought up during the interview. Too bad, loser. TMZ has the report, along with some photos:




I have zero tolerance for men that hit women. I can't think of anything more cowardly, weak, craven and pathetic. I just don't get how a piece of shit like this can still walk around in public! I mean, look at what he did:


You still want to go out and buy that asshole's album? You really want to continue to support this person? His violent outburst is a clear indication that he has learned NOTHING from this experience. And believe it-- he WILL hit another woman. It's only a matter of time.

As a father of a 5 year-old girl, and a 6 week-old boy, believe me when I tell you that my daughter will be fully aware of the fact that this kind of bullshit from a boy of ANY AGE is unacceptable. She is already dealing with boys that have hit her, or pulled on her clothing. You know what I tell her to do? PUNCH THEM IN THE NOSE. I am dead serious-- I told her to do that, and they will never touch you again. And the older she gets, the more I will make sure that if some prick even THINKS about hurting her they will most definitely be hospitalized, or worse.  As far as my son is concerned, he will be raised to love, appreciate, and respect women. And if he happens to encounter one that's way out of hand...walk away, and don't look back. Period. No p*ssy is worth that kind of bullshit.

People, don't let your kids buy this shit head's album. Why they are not burning him at the stake in effigy outside of radio stations across the country is beyond me. Why we prop up so-called men like Brown, Charlie Sheen, and Mel Gibson after they've done what they've done...I just don't get it.

I will say this: If you allow your kids to be exposed to this prick, and they end up in a similar situation...I hate to say it, but you had it coming. You should know better.



UPDATE: Apparently, ABC wants Brown to come back! Are you kidding me?! Why are they giving this emotionally retarded jerk off more air time?! Close the book on this fucker, then THROW IT AT HIM! He vandalizes your studio, and you're not pressing charges?! Rhianna had more sense!

Elizabeth Taylor Dies at Age 79


It's been announced this morning that one of the most beautiful and best-known actresses in Hollywood history, Elizabeth Taylor, passed away today.  It's been widely reported that over the last few years she had fallen terribly ill, particularly in February when she was diagnosed with heart failure.

For you young folk that don't know, Taylor was the Angelina Jolie of her day, starring in dozens of films including "National Velvet", "Cleopatra", "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof", and won two Oscars for "Butterfield 8" and "Who's Afraid of Virgina Wolff". She even did Maggie Simpson's voice on a couple of episodes of The Simpsons (trivia alert!). She was also a good friend of late singer Michael Jackson, and was married 8 times-- she was the butt of many Hollywood serial-marriage jokes.









She was a beloved Hollywood icon, and will surely be missed.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Victoria Jackson: Bigot

I just found out that Victoria Jackson has a column in the Right Wing, numb-skulled WorldNetDaily website. The only surprise there is that she writes. As Jackson has put herself back into the spotlight outside of the D-list status, she has reinvented her public persona as a birther and teabagger nut job. It's been intriguing and amusing to hear that voice of hers say things that are a perfect match for that shrill, empty-headed sound that has been her trademark since her days at SNL. You can't help but hear that voice as you read through some of her WND stuff.

Recently, she's made news for making homophobic comments about the show "Glee". I'm not a "Glee" fan, so I don't care too much about that-- it's the ignorant, religious-based homophobia that I have a problem with. It's the same idiotic rhetoric that we have all heard before from people that use The Bible as a way to rationalize bigotry.

The remarks that she made about "Glee" were a part of a column that she wrote called "The Muslim Next Door." Just to give you an example of how pathetically ignorant this woman is, this is the very first line that she wrote:

"Frankly, I'm afraid to say anything about Muslims. Why? Because they kill people."

Not unlike those Christians, right Victoria? The assholes that bomb abortion clinics, and kill politicians, and molest children-- these are the righteous and the holy that your God loves, right?  Man, what a fucking retard.

The rest of her disgusting screed involves a lot of "End of Days" talk about the Middle East-- the typical fairy tales that these people buy into as fact. All of this brought on by their imaginary sky-friend. She also makes the typical silly claims about "liberal media" manipulation, Obamacare, men kissing on the mouth (about which, she writes: "Everyone knows that two men on a wedding cake is a comedy skit, not an "alternate lifestyle"!). As a former Hollywood "star", I wonder how many of her so-called gay friends (which she says she has a lot of) will be her friend anymore? Not even the gay ones-- the straight ones as well! Homophobia and religious bigotry does not really fly in the Business of Show. Doesn't matter-- it's not as if she's really been working anyway.

I think one of my favorite parts of her stupid article is that she quotes Glenn Beck, of ALL PEOPLE, near the end, who had said recently that the "Truth has no agenda." Most of the Right Wing seem to think that Beck is THE ONLY PERSON that has said that. The actual quote is "The Truth is the only thing you'll run into that has no agenda," and it has been traced back to a "spiritual teacher" named Adyashanti. Besides, Beck's so-called truth has an agenda; it's to make Glenn Beck rich, and America stupid.

As long as there are morons like Victoria Jackson out their, the sane, rational, intelligent people of The United States of America will always have something to gauge their own truth's against. The truth is, people like this are dangerously ignorant, misinformed, and uneducated-- and completely and totally worthy of our belligerence and mockery. What else do you expect, when you bring garbage to the table, do you expect to be rewarded or praised? You get in what you put out. People like Jackson, and Beck, and Palin, and Gingrich, and the others have proven time and time again that they deserve all the scorn and disrespect that they try to shovel out at the rest of us.

PS: this is where you can read Miss Jackson's bullshit.

Victoria Jackson: Homophobe

Remember Victoria Jackson? She was a cast member from Saturday Night Live, introduced in the 12th season. She was the unfunny one, who was basically known for wearing hot pants and doing handstands on the Weekend Update desk. On Smodcast's "Hollywood Babble-On", Ralph Garman always comments about Chelsea Handler being a "talentless cunt". Well, Victoria Jackson is the "Original T.C.".

And what, you may ask, is Victoria Jackson doing lately? Well, she's running her mouth and allowing her annoyingly squeaking voice to say pseudo-political things. Turns out that she's a birther and a teabagger-- no shock there. The most recent brain fart she's bestowed upon us is her homophobia. Recently, she has come out against the show "Glee", blasting it for corrupting kids and American society at large. Apparently, she is commenting about one of the recent episodes that has two gay characters kissing each other. She wrote this in a column (Wow, she writes?) for conspiracy-laden, anti-news rag WorldNetDaily:

"Did you see "Glee" this week? Sickening! And, besides shoving the gay thing down our throats, they made a mockery of Christians - again! I wonder what their agenda is? Hey, producers of "Glee" - what's your agenda? One-way tolerance?"
Where do you begin with ignorance on this scale? Obviously, she's scapegoating her religious views for these comments. Of course--  most religious nuts always reach for the Bible to clarify their bigoted and idiotic remarks. Now, I don't watch "Glee", and really have no intention to do so-- not my cup of tea. I do, however, have gay friends. I hate to see and hear emotionally-crippled bigots and anti-intellectual blow-hards like Jackson say things that are so beyond the pale that they can make one's brain cells pop out of existence.

I don't know what kind of God people like this believe in. Clearly, he's an intolerant, bigoted asshole not worthy of any sane person's worship, and who clearly only caters to the uneducated and emotionally retarded. It really is hard to be kind about people like this-- who feel that they can lay judgment on people, in the name of their god. Well, you know what Victoria? Fuck you, and FUCK YOUR GOD. He who apparently speaks for you means nothing to me, or to anyone that cares about humanity. Your god is shit. He, she, or it is a racist, simple-minded, homophobic, anti-humanity, pro-stupidity, worthless waste. Every time you open your vapid, stink-laden mouth, you remind me of why I have no patience for self-righteous, brainless fleebs like you.

You know, I want to retract a statement I made earlier. I said that Victoria Jackson was unfunny. I must say that she did participate in an SNL parody of Twin Peaks that I found amusing. She played the character of Audrey Horne, the sexy kitten of the show, that in one episode of the show tied a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue. On SNL, Jackson did the same bit, but with a piece of ribbon that she twisted into a bow. That was pretty funny. But nothing that she did on SNL is as funny as the crap that she has been saying in real life. Wait-- is it funny, or sad?

No, it's funny. Stupid people and their worthless views generally are.


P.S.


Monday, March 21, 2011

Sarah Palin in India

America's Pretty Dumb Shit is adding some weight to her foreign travel resume, and is visiting India on a "My Mouth and My Brain Don't Connect" tour.

Sarah Palin delivered the keynote at The 10th Annual India Today Conclave in New Delhi, and went about doing what she does best; making inarticulate, clumsy, intellectually lazy remarks. Among those remarks, she made a statement about Barrack Obama that goes against American political courtesy. It is widely known that politicians visiting overseas do NOT make disparaging comments about the Commander-in-Chief. That is the etiquette, and everybody knows it-- even Sarah Palin. But, this is what she said anyway:

"I won’t criticize what [Obama's] foreign policy has been. But certainly there would have been more decisiveness...less dithering, more decisiveness."
There's no nice way to say it; this woman is retarded. Really? He's dithering, Sarah? Just like you are whenever anyone asks you if you're running for President?
"I don’t think there needs to be a rush still to declare yourself."
Yeah, good one. Just like every other Republican coward out there that talks a BIG game, but refuses to commit-- waiting around to see who will be the first to throw their hat into the ring! All this coming from a half-term governor. More like a half-wit...

But her idiocy didn't stop there. She also talked about how bad, and evil the "mainstream media" is. Right. It's the "mainstream media's" fault that stupidity comes out of your mouth. It's the "mainstream media's" fault that you haven't an ounce of intellectual curiosity, yet you decide to put yourself out there-- IN PUBLIC-- to voice your opinions on issues that you know VERY LITTLE, if anything, about. You get out of the media what you put INTO it. If you put garbage out there...guess what you're gonna get back? Go ahead, and guess? Rainbows, you say? Gentle ass-kisses, you say? Nope!

I also loved her "My faith is not in big government but in people..." line. This whole "Big Government/Small Government" issues is such a waste of energy. The size of government doesn't matter-- it's the TYPE of government that matters! It's "GOOD" government, versus "BAD" government. Currently, the way that both the Democrats and the Republicans prefer is "BAD". The party is irrelevant-- both sides believe in subsidies for rich industries, abdicating power of government to corporations, and ONLY putting in effort in GETTING ELECTED! Seriously, all these people do for a living is campaign!

You know what else she said? She said, basically, that Green Energy technologies are a waste of time because they are not (currently) economically fruitful-- and that more money should go into oil exploration. OF COURSE SHE DID! She also claimed that Obama's Green Energy policies have done more to kill jobs than create them. And (get ready for this) Obama's policies are responsible for the high oil prices. Yeah-- not the recent uprisings and turmoil in the Middle East-- that has absolutely no bearing on oil prices. And yes, creating new jobs in new energy exploration are just KILLING all those oil jobs, aren't they? Where the f**k does this vapid bimbo get this shit?!

I'm sorry, I just cannot be nice about this person. I cannot find a silver lining in that thick skull of hers. Being smug and confident, and not having the education to back it up, can make ANYONE look and sound stupid. This woman is an embarrassment-- truly! She's popular because she's pretty, and she's got a good amount of sass. THAT'S IT. She is a GOP superstar, and that's great for her! If that's who t hey want representing their values and ideas, good for them-- they will get slaughtered in 2012. No one elected Barrack Obama because he has a nice ass, or sexy ears, or a smooth walk. People want to listen to Palin because she's a cute MILF with an attitude. I've said it once, and I'll say it again: if she was a fugly cow...NO ONE would be listening to her. That's a fact. When was the last time a physically unattractive person got your attention in a positive way? That's what I thought.

So now, Palin has one more stamp in her passport.  Good for her. Let's just hope ignorance isn't as contagious overseas as it is here.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Donald Trump Doubts Obama's Citizenship



News flash: Donald Trump is an idiot! Or, Donald Trump to intellect: You're Fired!

The wealthy man with the bad hair piece and orange raccoon tan is out and about on some publicity tour or some shit, and he's saying some truly retarded shit. During an interview on Good Morning America, Trump suggested that he had doubts about President Obama's citizenship. Yes, you read that correctly. This is a portion of what he said:

"He grew up and nobody knew him. When you interview people, if ever I got the nomination, if I ever decide to run, you may go back and interview people from my kindergarten. They’ll remember me. Nobody ever comes forward. Nobody knows who he his until later in his life. It’s very strange. The whole thing is very strange."
I would have never pegged Trump as a birther, but here we are. Boy, what a fucking moron. I know he claims that he is a very smart guy, and went to the best schools and blah-blah-blah. I have met a lot of people that went the "the best schools"-- a few of them...fucking morons. I mean really, when you hear some of his domestic and foreign policy solutions, he sounds like to 'roided up frat boy after smoking a joint. He says he would "strategically" take out Ghadafi as a way to avoid a war. Really? He says "gimme a general and a fleet of ships", and he would wipe out all the [Somali] pirates. My ass. Here's another jackass that is "considering" running for President of the United States. And he says he's serious this time! And he's willing to put out $600 million dollars of his own money, but....only if "it's a good idea". I love how all of these Republicans are merely "thinking about" running. All the bad-ass tough talk about how horrible Obama is, and none of these people have the balls to commit to running against him.

Donald Trump is a very rich man. Unfortunately, he seems incapable of buying a clue.

Go fig.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

St. Patrick's Day: Why I am Not a Fan


I don't like St. Patrick's Day. Don't get me wrong-- I don't have a disdain for the day like I have for Columbus Day (or, "Let's Celebrate a Murderer Day"). This is a day, however, that I would rather not have anything to do with the outside world.

Now, this has NOTHING to do with the Irish themselves. I love the Irish! I like corn beef, and Guiness. I've had Irish girlfriends. My daughter is 1/4 Irish. I used to frequent Irish pubs as often as my own apartment! Miller's Crossing is one of my favorite films-- you get the idea. I have nothing against the Irish people or the Irish culture. You wanna know why I don't like St. Patrick's Day? Take a walk around Manhattan around 1:30pm, preferably in Midtown. Go ahead-- I'll wait...

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...okay, did  you go? Did you see it all? The stupid hats, the crappy shirts, the beads, the plastic beer steins...and the loud, stupid, fucking retarded drunken morons. THAT is why I hate St. Patrick's Day.

Now look-- I like drinking. Certainly in my youth I used to go out with friends and get smashed, and walked home at 3am, only to have to wake up at 7am to drag my ass to work by 9:30am-- we've all done it. We all go out and get blasted and have a great time. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that! You know what's wrong with St. Patrick's Day? The assholes. It's one thing to get drunk-- it's another thing to be loud, obnoxious and stupid. Have you ever been stuck in a subway car on your way home on St. Patrick's Day? IT SUCKS!

My friend Kerry is Irish. We used to work together a few years ago, and we used to go out to lunch quite a bit. One day, when we decided to go out and get some lunch and a beer, we both forgot that it was St. Patrick's Day. We stepped outside of the office building and saw the spectacle. I will never forget what she said as we were walking down the street: "God, this is so fucking embarrassing!" And I don't blame her. Every time I see or hear someone black doing something stupid or ignorant, I want to peel my skin off-- it's so fucking humiliating to be around your people when they are acting like shit-heads. I hated being in Europe, and seeing loud, stupid Americans-- HATED IT! All you want to do is go to work, go out to eat, run your errands, maybe go out for a drink, go to a movie, you know-- live you life! And you want to do it peacefully, without any bullshit! Good luck with that...

So now, here we are...March 17th, 2011. I managed to get to work today without seeing too much bullshit. But it's early still. I even accidentally put on a sweater with green stripes. I was going to change it before I left, but I just said "fuck it"...in the end, I really don't care. I guess I'm too old to care about shit like that. All I want to do now is get through the day without having to deal with drunken idiots. I'm going to try to step over the pools of vomit that will be all over the street by the end of the day, OR when I am going to work tomorrow morning.


We'll get through it...we always do.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Alexandra Wallace: UCLA's Dumb Racist Blonde (Oxymoron)


A friend of mine just sent me a link that points to this video. This is something that was posted some time over the weekend. What is it? Well, it's some annoying, blonde bimbo ranting about how annoyed she is by the Asians she goes to school with. She's apparently a student at UCLA (lowering their standards, are they?), and she's bitching about the "hordes of Asians" at the school, and all of the things that they and their families do that get on her nerves:




Is she a racist? Well, of course she is! Nothing wrong with that, right? Especially a racist that decides to put herself out in the world to be judged as such. Who knows what goes on in the mind of people like this. Well, I guess narcissism, for one thing. And I'm sure she feels that there are many people out their that share her point of view. And you know what? There are! White folks with racist views are nothing new. Hell, that's a large part of their legacy in America. I kind of feel bad for how stupid this vapid bird is. I'm sure she is going to have a VERY DIFFICULT TIME at school this week!

Next thing you know, all those Asians are gonna get all pissed, and start doing their kung-fu and shit...hell, some of them might even start making videos....




Fight! Fight! A Yellow and a White!

Gotta love that good ol' fashioned American racism.

When will these white folks learn?

Link to story.


UPDATE: Wow. You gotta love that lightening-fast internet...and the mountains of time people have on their hands. The same friend that sent me this video in the first place (who also happens to be Asian), has JUST sent me the new shit:




I feel really torn and conflicted with this. One the one hand, I LOVE all the traffic that this story has bought to my blog (hopefully, you folks are reading more of my posts-- it's pretty good stuff...!). On the OTHER HAND...I feel kind of dirty giving a platform to this disgusting troll of a girl. She is repulsive-looking, obnoxious, empty-headed, piggish, slimy...just EWWW! The song is kinda funny, though. And I am all for making shitty little racists look stupid. So, I guess this is kind of a win-lose-win kinda thing.

Chingchong-linglong-tingtong to you all....

Friday, March 4, 2011

White Huckabee


Up until about a week ago, I didn't have any real problems with Mike Huckabee. I don't agree with him on many, if any, issues at all...but he does seem like a fairly amiable guy. Much in the same way that George W. Bush is not necessarily an evil bastard; you could actually see yourself having a beer with him. You just don't want to see either of those guys really running anything-- particularly your country.

Huckabee is one of the several "possible" Republican candidates that will throw his (or her-- yeah right!) hat in the Presidential Election ring. The thing is, no one on the Republican side has really committed to proclaiming their run for the office-- SO unlike the way it was during the previous election. Seems like a lot of these guys are laying low-- "testing the waters" by setting up exploratory committies to see if there is any interest whatsoever. In other words, those with the biggest mouths are now so very, very, VERY coy about putting themselves out there as possible candidates. As they should-- for ANY Republican that says they are going to run WILL have their asses handed to them.

As many of you that follow politics know, Republicans are hard core campaigners. They know their base well, and they know what will play, and where. For several decades, one of the many strategies that the Republican party has used to gain an upper hand is called the "Southern Strategy". Basically, this means that they are willing to spread xenophobia and racist rhetoric to southern whites in order to help scare them into voting Republican. Karl Rove did it for George W. Bush in 2000, when he "leaked" a family photo of John McCain who has an adopted Bangladeshi daughter with a rumor that McCain had a "black love child". The dim-witted "birther" movement was built on the false notion that Barack Obama was not born in America, when ALL THE EVIDENCE SHOWS that he was. This is the kind of garbage that white politicians like to do because, quite frankly, it almost always works among the bulk of the uneducated and emotionally disturbed white southern population.

I bring up the "Southern Strategy" because with this past week, Mike Huckabee has shown that he is considering a run for the Presidency by injecting race-baiting  into the last couple of interviews he's given. With his nose firmly squeezed between the ass-cheeks of white racists, he has come out with this idiotic "Obama is not one of us" rhetoric that has been debunked time and time again. You know the garbage-- Obama grew up in Kenya, he hung around Madrasas in his youth, his mother has a "thing" for third-worlders (his Kenyan dad). Typical, cowardly, ignorant, idiotic, white bullshit. Anyone with half a braincell could make legitimate criticisms about the Obama Administration...but these half-wits obviously cannot, and choose to pick on his race. Again, typical white bullshit.

As far as I am concerned, "birther" is just a pretty word for "racist". I have gone on record numerous times stating that I don't care if people are racists. It's just so bloody obnoxious when racists try to hide who and what they are behind these straw man issues and conspiracy theories. It is NO SECRET that there are plenty of angry white people who feel as if they've lost their country because a black man has been elected president. Again, don't rely on ANY of these people to own up to that fact-- especially the Republicans, who need and want their votes. You could see that when they co-opted the teabagger movement-- as soon as the GOP(ricks) got involved, all of the racist signage went away. Remember all of that?



We've been down this road before. Yet, there are those white Republicans that refuse to call it what it is. They are more concerned with winning the votes of inbred whites than showing a shred of decency or integrity. When you have to incite race to gain political points...you have no business running for public office. If you are incapable of intellectual debate on the issues, why bother? All these Republicans who were bitching about the deficit, and jobs, and health care....and you think that retarded conspiracy theories about Obama's birthplace are more important, or AS important?!

Vote for the GOP America. Please do. The people of Wisconsin did.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Charlie Sheen on "Winning"



Not since the Mel Gibson Tapes have I been this enamored by a celebrity meltdown. Maybe that's the wrong word to use-- I'm not exactly sure that this is necessarily a "meltdown". To me, it just seems like this is a guy doing his thing and living his life-- and defending it in the face of condemnation. Nothing wrong with that. If the guy wants to shack up with a couple of chicks that profit from their looks in one way or another-- fair enough. Who are we to judge? I am especially surprised at the men that criticize Sheen for this lifestyle choice-- what straight man has NOT fantasized about having 2 or 3 or a bunch of hot chicks living (and having sex) with you? ANY (straight) MAN that says that they are offended by that is lying. In that respect, Sheen truly is living the life that many men merely dream of-- the life of a "totally bitchin' rock star from Mars."

While I am for Mr. Carlos Esteves taking in the drug known as "Charlie Sheen", there are some things that leave a lot to be desired. Some things are out-right fucked up and stupid. He has been violent towards women. He left the cast and crew of his hit television show high and dry. He has placed a heavy burden on his family and friends with is stupid television interviews and disruptive behavior. He is an addict that fell off the wagon and is pissing on anyone that seeks outside help to deal with their addiction.  These are the things pricks do. Pricks. Losers. Assholes. Douche-bags. Whatever name you decide to use, that is how one would describe someone that does the things listed above.

I don't feel sorry for Charlie Sheen. I don't even think he needs to get help. He should be free to do whatever he wants to do, whomever he wants to do it to. I am all for allowing people to wallow in their own decisions. If he wants to go on national television and tell everyone how stupid we are, and how we all wish we were him...LET HIM. I mean, clearly there is nothing else going on in the world, so we have plenty of time and energy to invest is some jackass celebrity and his big f**king mouth. Sure, it's entertaining as hell to see this dick spew some OUTLANDISH shit. Such as:

•  "I'm bi-winning"
•  "I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain!"
•  "I got tiger blood, man. My brain fires in a way that is...I dunno know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."
•  "I'm not Thomas Jefferson-- he was a pussy!"
•  "...We kill people for the Vatican!"
•  "I am on a drug-- it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body"
•  "Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn't make the rules. Oooops!"





Wow. I guess he feels that he can take his balls out and just swing 'em back and forth in defiance of us all. What a bad-ass, huh? Are you all impressed? Are you all "enjoying the show"? I think Sheen expects that we are laughing with him. Someone with an ego THIS big can only believe that EVERYONE, except "the Media", is on his side. I find this entertaining because he's clearly acting like a spoiled little shit, and he will eventually get a nice, swift kick in the those nuts he's flaunting around.  And when the pain subsides, and he picks himself up...no one will care.

He's made a few decent films. I've never seen his show (and never will). And I'm not impressed with anything this guy is saying or doing. The only difference between this asshole, and all the other assholes I have to deal with in my life, is that THIS asshole is a celebrity and has a platform to put his douche-baggery on display. Really, if he were at all worth anything, he would have turned down all the interviews, paid off the cast and crew of his show IN FULL, and just took a year off to get his shit together. But since he's decided to be a shit-head for all to see...fuck him.






PS...I just found this over at BuzzFeed. It's like bangin' 7-gram rocks, and finishing 'em:

They've Remade "Arthur". WHY?!


The original "Arthur" came out in 1981, and it is by far one of my favorite movies. It's one of the VERY few movies that my mother actually quotes-- it has some of the funniest lines ever written in a comedy. Dudley Moore is outstanding, and his chemistry with Sir John Gielgud cemented one of the greatest on-screen duos that you will EVER see in a movie. And of course, there's Liza. The movie is well-written, well-acted, well-directed-- it is a classic. So why the f**k are they remaking it?!

This new one features Russel Brand as Arthur, and Helen Mirren as the Hobson character that Gielgud played. A woman named Greta Gerwig (sorry, I have no idea who she is) is playing the Liza Minnelli part. And, get this...Luiz Guzman plays Bitterman, Arthur's driver (who was originally played by Ted Ross-- the Lion from The Wiz!). Now you're probably thinking-- well, the casting is not all that bad...what could possibly go wrong? Well...I could go on a lengthy rant about how wrong this is....or I could just let the work speak for itself.

Here is the trailer for the original "Arthur":





And now, this is the trailer for the new "Arthur":




I don't know about you, but I did not laugh ONCE at the trailer for the new film. I laughed a lot at the 1981 trailer. Seriously, I don't know WHO could have possibly thought the new script was funny! And it doesn't even look as if the new Arthur is an alcoholic! That was the whole damn point of the first film! That's why the "a" is tilted in the title! That's why they called the sequel Arthur 2: On The Rocks!

Look, I like the actors in the new film. I just think that, once again, the talent out there is wasted on a studio system that only wants to produce remakes and sequels. Jesus, they're even talking about making sequels and prequels to Blade Runner! Why can't they just leave things alone?! Come up with new shit! People WANT to see new shit! And I say, in this case...if you want to see Arthur, buy it or rent it. Don't waste your money on this new crap.