Tweet C*Notes!

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

A Modest Proposal: The RIGHT Kind of Violence


I used to feel sorry for the teabagger (bowel) movement. I used to think "Wow, here are some people that are truly wanting to take on our government officials to put this country back on track to accountability and fiscal responsibility...and they are being manipulated by the GOP, who are getting these poor, uneducated people all anxious so they can get they will pull the "elephant" lever in the Fall." But day by day, these people have proven that they are in no need of pity-- they know what they want, they know what they're doing and, frighteningly enough, they know what they're thinking.




Recent events have helped to shed some light on their "true colors", as it were. Threatening voice mail messages, vandalism, hateful epithets, and even spitting have resulted as GOP politicians and pundants continue to stoke the fires of their base.  Rabble-rousers like Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, and Rush Limbaugh fill the heads of these empty vessels with horrifying imagery pulled straight from their own subconsciousness, providing a "rational" narrative for their greatest social/political fears. Sure, some on the Right have come out to condemn the violence, but at this point they're a day late and a dollar short; much like the mentality and emotional stability of their base. And as these same troublemakers now scoff at the idea that they are, in fact, inspiring violence among the willfully ignorant of our countrymen, there seems to be no end in sight to the levels with which they will try to stir the pot...that is, of course, until people start getting shot, or run over, or stabbed, or bombed. What is a true American to do in the face of these violent extremists, that are fighting hard to rally against a democratically-elected official and his administration?


My "Modest Proposal" is....knuckle up, and smoke some fools. In other words, they've got guns, and so do we...and maybe it's about time we start using them.


F*ck these people. What can you POSSIBLY do with people that are proud of their ignorance-- SO proud, in fact, that they laugh in the faces of those that know more than they do. They don't want to cooperate. They don't want to listen. They are seething balls of hate, stupidity and immaturity...and they are threatening the lives of our elected officials. I don't think the government should sent the troops out to take care of these people-- I think WE should do.

There should be a lottery-- each Progressive and Liberal, armed with a loaded weapon, should get a list of five people that has either been to a teabagger rally, or has contributed money, or made a stupid sign....and that person, that waste of humanity named for a sex act involving a scrotum in someone's mouth, should be shot. PERIOD. Put out of their misery, AND ours, like a dying deer after being hit by a car.



Self defense, people! You've heard the threats, you've seen the posters, you've heard the speeches! They want to take the REAL America away from us, and replace it with some fetishized vision-- this NEO America, where immigrants and gays have no rights, and women are forced to have babies that resulted from rape, and where Black and Brown folks are deemed "illegitimate". THAT'S not the America that I know! And they are trying shove it down our throats!!! Well, I say HELL NO YOU CAN'T!!! IF any of you people can reach passed the barrel of my rifle...!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell, it's obvious that it's come to this. You want to spit? The next time you do it, it'll be from the blood that's collected in your mouth after a vicious beating! You want to throw bricks? I'd rather drop them from a 10-story building, onto your soft, brittle skull. I, for one, am sick and tired of seeing the same ignorant, brainless hicks on television and the interwebs running their mouths, and saying NOTHING. I don't want them in charge, do you?! I don't want them taking my America, DO YOU?! And as long as they continue to act irresponsibly, well...they need to be punished. Or wiped out, before they spread like an ass-rash.

Make no mistake, people-- the 'baggers are evil. They are antithetical to the American way. And they are GETTING in our way. And they must be stopped before it's too late....it's us, or them.

Well, either we shoot them all, or give them books to read so they won't be so stupid anymore. But honestly, it's probably a lot easier to pull a trigger.

Hey-- THEY STARTED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sat·ire \ˈsa-ˌtī(-ə)r\  noun 1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn  2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly


Tags: | | | | | | | | |

No comments: