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Monday, January 4, 2010

Revenge of the Kung-Fu Monkeys




This is quite possibly one of the coolest stories EVER!

42 year old Lo Wung trained monkeys in the martial arts as a way to entertain people at a shopping center in China's Hubei province. But when Wung slipped during the show, his monkeys took it  upon themselves to attack! One of them even brandishing a weapon!

See, this is what happens when you f**k around with animals. Sure, it's all cute to see monkeys doing kung fu, or bears riding unicycles, or dressing your dog or cat up in sweaters...but little do you know, each and every one of those animals is waiting for just the right time to let you know that you can take your stupid human sh*t, and shove it!

You've been warned.

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