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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Pulling the Tale out of Tiger: Or, It's In The Hole(s)!


Oh, Tiger. You had to be too good to be true!


Look at your wife, for goodness sake! She's a knock-out! But, I know, looks aren't everything...maybe there was just something about her that got to you. Maybe you weren't attracted to her anymore...(?). But, then, why'd you get married?


And that's who you cheated on your wife with. Well, one of 3 women that you slept while you were married, including one woman that has a voicemail you left her.

Is that what happens to us men? Seriously, do you guys just get bored? Or do you do it because you think you can? Because you're famous? And rich? It can't be those last two, because there are millions of "normal guys" that do this. But why? Why get married?

I know, you don't wanna talk about it. I understand. And you shouldn't have to-- it's your business. I mean, you should have handled it better, granted...but you deserve your privacy. And being that you enjoy privacy, why you would want to try to have affairs with 3 different women is beyond me. How is ANYTHING private when you have 3 mistresses?

Maybe most couples just don't have good sex. That would truly be a shame.

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