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Sunday, December 6, 2009

Ambien Sex

It's the latest craze that's been sweeping the nation!

Actually, I had never even heard of this until the Tiger Woods "love train" derailed. If you Google it, it's out there. Go on message boards, people talk about it. They say that about 10-15 minutes after taking an Ambien, you want to have sex; apparently, you crave it. On top of that, the people that participate in "Ambien sex" don't remember the sex the next day. Really? That's enjoyable? I guess if you're a sex addict, that may have it's good points. Maybe that's how Woods coped with it. Did he do that with all of them?

Why not? People drive, eat, do laundry while on Ambien. Sex makes perfect sense. Wow, imagine what a drug like this could do for our society. Think of the possibility of a 19 hour work day. Most people "sleep through their work" anyway, why not do it literally? Hell, if you can bone someone in your sleep, surely you can do some spreadsheets, or assemble products. And you won't remember it anyway, so it's a win-win; we all can get exploited, guilt-free!

I feel sorry for people who don't have good sex. What is it, really? Is it that you just crave that feeling all the time? Is the person you're with unattractive to you now? Has the sex always been bad, or was it once good, then got bad? What made it bad? Have you talked about it? You GOTTA have good sex with your parter! I know a lot of people will scoff at that, think it's superficial or insignificant. Bullshit. Sex is the reason there's an intimate relationship at all. Without sex, your just friends ("f**k-buddies" aside). And that's fine, great-- knock yourselves out. But you can't have a healthy intimate relationship without great sex with your partner. Otherwise, why be in a relationship? That way, if the sex starts to get "too familiar", you can just find someone else...until you get bored with them...

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