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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Anal Bleaching

Really, do I need to say anything more? This is nothing new (apparently), and all-the-rage with the young and the gay. Honestly, I have never looked at a young woman's exposed anus and thought "Geez, she needs to bleach that out a bit." I mean really...this is one of the most unnecessary things I've ever heard of. How vain do you have to be to get your balloon-knot lightened? Me, personally, if I ever saw a bleached anus, I'd think there was something wrong down there. It's one of those things you take for your scrotum sack being darker than the rest of your skin. I can't imagine a woman finding bleached balls hot.

Jesus, people, leave yourselves ALONE!

Monday, March 10, 2008

Tainted water...and just taint.

Wow, it's pretty exciting in NYC today!

So we find out two pieces of news, is that our water supply (along with many other states in the country) is tainted with pharmacutical drugs; most of the drugs found in NYC water are anti-convulsants and anti-depressants. I think we need more here, 'cause the doses are way too low. There are questions as to whether or not this will be harmful to us....well, ya' think?

And then we have Client 9, the code name used to describe NY State governor Elliot Spitzer when "ordering" a high-priced prostitute from an online service. The same man that spent his years in the D.A.'s office prosecuting prostitution rings is himself...a purveyor of prostitution. The feds happened to catch him during their wire-tapping sting of The Emperor's Club, who offered girls ranging from $1000 to $3100 an hour for girls with 1 -7 "Diamond" ratings respectively; they also have day rates going for $10,000 to $31,000-- and they have weekend and travel rates as well, but you have to inquire about those... All of this paid for with tax payer money, too!

Finally, some f*****d-up news that's also kinda funny!