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Thursday, January 17, 2008

Made in America


I love American Apparel. Not for their over-priced t-shirts and "panties"(made in America, bitches) , but for their hot, hyper skanky ads.

I mean, look at this stuff...





...oh, and this one, too...


...and this...


...they're just filthy and naughty, and I want to sleep with like 90% of the women in these ads. And, apparently, so does their CEO.

Founder and CEO Dov Charney is very proud of his company. So proud, that he walks around the office in his underwear; apparently barely keeping his junk tucked in. And he also, allegedly, throws around words like "sluts" and "whores" (damn you hip-hop!!) and frequently requests masturbation sessions with his female employees; he even provides them with vibrators (allegedly). By the way, he also serves as the photographer for the AA ads, and holds the shoots in his apartment (awesome). And now they wanna sue him-- can you believe that?!

It's getting so you can't disrespect women without getting into trouble! What's the world coming to?!

**sarcasm alert**

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